Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Tuesday, 20 October 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.

Biden: I’m Not Running for Pope

Vice President Joe Biden, a Catholic, announced to the press in a joking manner that he won’t be running for Pope to replace Pope Benedict XVI.

Weasel Zippers reports:

Vice President Joe Biden hailed Pope Benedict XVI’s retirement announcement, calling him a man of “great integrity.”

But first, Biden joked that he won’t be seeking to replace him.

“I am not running,” Biden said after hosting a gun violence summit here.

“I had a chance to meet with the Holy Father several months ago privately for an hour. And his decision reinforced for me that … this is a man of great integrity and looking out for what he believes is the best interest of our church. I admire him for it. I think it’s been 713 or so years since anyone has ever done that. I think he sets an incredibly high standard.”

Maybe Biden should follow his example and resign for the good of the country.

*subhead*Joker.*subhead*

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