Mexican Man Fakes Death To Avoid Gang Rape Charge Before Getting Elected As Mayor, Latino Fox News reports. Wow.

This has to be one of the greatest headlines I’ve ever read. Not just because of the story’s improbable nature but because it makes reading the story completely superfluous as well. I saw the headline and, of course, I had to click and lo and behold the headline was absolutely accurate. A Mexican Man faked his death to avoid a gang rape charge and now he was just elected mayor. Yup. That’s what happened.