Word is that John Boehner intends to back President Obama’s plan to bomb Syria.

I think John Boehner might be the most useless Speaker ever. There are very few things more useless than John Boehner.

#JohnBoehnerMoreUselessThan Miley Cyrus’ parents
— Creative Minority (@CMReport) September 3, 2013

#JohnBoehnerMoreUselessThan Nicholas Cage's agent

— Creative Minority (@CMReport) September 3, 2013

#JohnBoehnerMoreUselessThan Michael Moore’s lap band
— Creative Minority (@CMReport) September 3, 2013

#JohnBoehnerMoreUselessThan Anthony Weiner’s PR consultant
— Creative Minority (@CMReport) September 3, 2013

#JohnBoehnerMoreUselessThan an Eric Holder internal investigation
— Creative Minority (@CMReport) September 3, 2013

#JohnBoehnerMoreUselessThan Than Tebow’s parking spot at Foxborough
— Creative Minority (@CMReport) September 3, 2013

#JohnBoehnerMoreUselessThan Bombing Syria

— Creative Minority (@CMReport) September 3, 2013

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