Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Saturday, 26 September 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.

‘God, I thank you that I am not like other people”

From the eminently huggable Mark Shea’s “Bed-wetting Reactionary Wusses…”

What ties everything in Reactionary culture together better than any other theory I’ve been able to come up with is that it’s not that Reactionaries think the Church is evangelizing wrong and want to do it better. It’s that they hate the whole idea of bringing new people into the Church at all (except for a vanishingly small sample of like-minded Reactionaries) and seem to be bent on making sure as few are allowed in and as many are driven away as possible.

I agree with Mark. Wouldn’t it be much better if all the Reactionary Wuss @ssholes in the Church who are not as open, loving, and tolerant as us would just get the the F out.

File this in the “irony is lost on them” department.

*subhead*Dude.*subhead*

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