Musician/ activist Bob Geldof is warning that climate change may kill us all within the next 17 years.
This is a case of yesterday’s news warning about yesterday’s news. This is like Rick Astley holding a press conference to warn us about Y2K.

โ€œThe world can decide in a fit of madness to kill itself,” Geldof reportedly told a group of youngsters. Sheesh. That’s the way to talk to kids. I’m surprised he didn’t also tell them Santa Claus isn’t real.

Hmmm. Maybe talking to kids isn’t Geldof’s thing.

โ€œWe may not get to 2030,” he reportedly said. “We need to address the problem of climate change urgently.โ€

And that means that we should all do what Geldof does like dyeing our hair blonde and acting self righteous.

I wonder if blond hair dye might just have some side effects of self-importance and increasing a penchant of saying outlandish things.

*subhead*Innocence Lost.*subhead*