Musician/ activist Bob Geldof is warning that climate change may kill us all within the next 17 years.
This is a case of yesterday’s news warning about yesterday’s news. This is like Rick Astley holding a press conference to warn us about Y2K.

“The world can decide in a fit of madness to kill itself,” Geldof reportedly told a group of youngsters. Sheesh. That’s the way to talk to kids. I’m surprised he didn’t also tell them Santa Claus isn’t real.

Hmmm. Maybe talking to kids isn’t Geldof’s thing.

“We may not get to 2030,” he reportedly said. “We need to address the problem of climate change urgently.”

And that means that we should all do what Geldof does like dyeing our hair blonde and acting self righteous.

I wonder if blond hair dye might just have some side effects of self-importance and increasing a penchant of saying outlandish things.

*subhead*Innocence Lost.*subhead*