Texas legislator Wendy Davis is now claiming she’s pro-life and that she’d like to see the number of abortions being performed in America to be zero. But I guess the way to get there is make sure it’s legal to kill babies up until the moment they’re in Kindergarten.

Wendy Davis is pro-life like Nancy Pelosi is pro-growing old gracefully.

… like Bill Clinton is pro-abstinence.

…like Al Sharpton is pro-coherence.

…like Alec Baldwin is pro-acting subtlety.

… like Michael Moore is pro-cow.

…Like the 49ers are pro-Drew Brees’ head staying attached to its shoulders.

…Like Planned Parenthood is pro-parenthood.

Wendy Davis ain’t pro-life.