Now, normally I’d use this article about snow falling in Jerusalem to mock global warming. But boooooring, right?

So instead I’m here to ask for your help. Obviously, the people of Jerusalem are severely deficient in snowman making skills. See below:

I know, right? It looks like a cow ate a lot of snow and it came out the other end and they put a hat on it.

So I’m looking to create a fund -the snowman fund -where perhaps we could send Sally Struthers over to the Middle East to teach these poor ignorant people what a snowman is supposed to look like. For the price of a cup of coffee you can help teach these folks how to build a decent snowman. Please look into your hearts and wallets.