Time magazine, after seeking to destroy the institution of marriage entirely, now endorses “Polyandry.” Initially I thought that polyandry meant doing laundry for many people, in which case I’m very much against it. But then I learned that it’s actually a woman marrying multiple men. And it turns out I’m actually against that too.

“It Makes Economic Sense for a Woman to Have More Than One Husband,” the headline clearly states. They say that by having many men it provides more incomes and “combats child poverty.”

You know, because men throughout history have always been fairly reasonable about sharing women. No possibility of violence there, right?

Hey, remember when all those traditional marriage supporters warned that the next step in marriage was polygamy and everyone pointed and laughed? Yeah.

Hey, who are you to tell people who they can love?