Two topless abortion rights protesters yelling “my body, my rules” attacked pro-life protesters last month including the Cardinal and Archbishop of Québec on the stage. After their romp, officers eventually dragged them into the back of a police van.

OK. In recent years, there’s been PETA naked protests, a naked yoga protest (ewww), a naked global warming protest (hey, they should be grateful for warming that day), Greenpeace naked protests, and even a naked anti-bull fighting protest.

So can we just posit as a given that liberal women have breasts. We don’t need to see them every time you’re unhappy about something. Why do so many female lib protesters feel the need to show off their breasts? It’s udderly ridiculous. (Sorry.)