Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Tuesday, 22 September 2026

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Shameless Senator Says Beheaded Journalists Would’ve Supported Obama’s Foreign Policy

What is wrong with this guy? Colorado Democrat Sen. Mark Udall invoked the two American journalists beheaded by ISIS during a debate by alleging that the two slain journalists would support Obama’s do-nothing-and-hope-everything works out policies. That is, if they were alive.

Word has it that those killed in Benghazi also would support Obama. In other news, Mary Jo Kopechne would probably have voted for Ted Kennedy…if she didn’t drown.

Update: Udall apologized, saying he shouldn’t have mentioned the two journalists.

HT Weasel Zippers

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