The Vatican has invited none other than…Patti Smith to headline the Vatican’s Christmas Concert on December 13. Finally, the Church is reaching out to the hep cool kids with a wild singer that the kids can relate to.

Ok. That was unfair to show her in that light. How about this one where she actually looks like a witch in mid evil spell.

And your little dog too.

Oh, and Patti Smith considers herself an enemy of all organized religion. Great choice.