Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Monday, 21 September 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.

Just ‘Cause I’m Kind of a Jerk: Elton John Falling Off a Chair

It’s just funny to see people fall out of chairs. Look, I’m not the only one. America’s Funniest Home Videos has been on for decades now and that’s all that show it.

My favorite part is how the reporter laughs out loud about Elton falling and then remembers that Elton’s like 137 years old and could probably have her job in a moment and then becomes insanely and fawningly concerned.

*subhead*Heh.*subhead*

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