And yes, you’re supposed to believe that even though Planned Parenthood received at least $1.5 billion over three years none of it went to pay for abortions. But how do we know, might a cynical and suspicious pro-life weirdo might ask. Oh, it’s because Planned Parenthod said so. And besides, that would be illegal. And we know that Planned Parenthood would never break the law, right?

The Christian Post:

A report released Wednesday by the Government Accountability Office found that America’s largest abortion provider, Planned Parenthood, received at least $1.5 billion in state and federal funding in a three-year span from 2010-2012.

The investigation additionally found that the Planned Parenthood Federation of America and five other pro-abortion advocacy companies— Advocates for Youth, Guttmacher Institute, International Planned Parenthood Federation, Population Council, and the Sexuality Information and Education Council of the United States – spent a combined total of nearly $482 million in direct federal funding received from Health and Human Services and United States Agency of International Development during that time.

In other news, the Hyde Amendment was found dead today. No suspicious violence is suspected. It’s believed it was just ignored to death.

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