I honestly have a quick question about the whole Bruce Jenner thing. One, it was hilarious that the interviewer was more shocked that Jenner said he was a right-leaning Christian more than a man who was pretending to be a woman. But the part that confuses me is we’re supposed to accept that he’s a woman. Ok. Well not ok but ok you’re trying to convince me you’re now a woman because you say so. But when he’s asked if he’s gay he says he’s not. He’s a “woman” who likes women. So by his own definitions, isn’t that gay?

I need some of their definitions to be clearer, I guess. I need a English to 21st century English dictionary.