We Laugh Because We Believe

Year 2015

Couple Runs Online Fundraiser to Pay for Abortion

The House passed legislation banning abortions after 20 weeks of pregnancy. The legislation stands little chance of becoming law, as President Barack Obama is unlikely to sign it but still, I believe the bill is important. I believe that the… Continue Reading →

Zoltan for President 2016

*subhead*Transhumanism heads to Washington.*subhead* It sounds like something out of a Philip Dick novel but it isn’t. Zoltan Istvan is running for President of the United States, not as a Democrat or Republican, but as a Transhumanist.  He started the… Continue Reading →

The Most Hateful TV Show Ever

I think a reliable indicator of where you are on the road to persecution is your portrayal in media. When they can openly mock you this way, you know that much worse is on the way. Remember that whole Pam… Continue Reading →

Priceless: Jesuit College Students Demand Cardinal Dolan be Disinvited as Commencement Speaker

This is just so indicative of where the state of Catholic education is -especially on many Jesuit institutions. Students at Lemoyne College have created a petition to have Cardinal Timothy Dolan disinvited as commencement speaker because of his views on… Continue Reading →

In Chilling Lawsuit, Pregnant Satanist Sues Over Abortion Restrictions

A 22 year old pregnant Satanist going by the name “Mary” is claiming in a new lawsuit that the state’s waiting period for abortion stands against her religion. She’s appealing to the state’s Religious Freedom Restoration Act as the legal… Continue Reading →

Journalist Wants to Make Sure Ted Cruz is Cuban Cuban

Fresh off attempting to prove Ted Cruz isn’t American born and therefore ineligible for the presidency, journalist Mark Halperin attempts to prove that Cruz isn’t Cuban enough. Seriously. He asks Cruz what his favorite Cuban dishes are, what his favorite… Continue Reading →

Judge Orders Euthanasia for Dementia Patient, Despite Doctors Wishes

So let’s just get this straight. The woman, who was suffering from dementia, never gave an advanced directive to be killed. The medical staff who was looking after her didn’t want to be euthanized. But her family said she had… Continue Reading →

Inspired by Pope Francis, Raul Castro Says He May Return to Church

Raul Castro probably should’ve held off on saying this until after Obama normalized relations with Cuba. If Obama hears Raul’s a Catholic he may embargo the country. Oh wait, Raul will probably be one of those “social justice only” Catholics… Continue Reading →

OK. It’s Impossible Not to Snark About Obama’s National Day of Prayer Proclamation

President Obama issued his proclamation for the National Day of Prayer. And it’s just impossible not to roll your eyes. In part, it reads: When women and men of all backgrounds and beliefs are free to practice their faiths without… Continue Reading →

Stunning Election in Nobody Cares-Ville

Apparently in a sissy land where men drink tea and babies are named Mohammed, they had an election that will change nothing. Boring. On the upside, a whole bunch of lefties are miserable today. On the downside, a whole bunch… Continue Reading →

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