Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Monday, 21 September 2026

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Journalist Wants to Make Sure Ted Cruz is Cuban Cuban

Fresh off attempting to prove Ted Cruz isn’t American born and therefore ineligible for the presidency, journalist Mark Halperin attempts to prove that Cruz isn’t Cuban enough. Seriously.

He asks Cruz what his favorite Cuban dishes are, what his favorite Cuban music is, and then asks him to speak “en Espanol.” I’m not kidding. This is just cringeworthy.

Halperin has since apologized.

*subhead*Wow.*subhead*

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