If you’re interested in doing this, don’t worry that he beat you to it. I mean, how long do you think a guy with the name “Bacon Double Cheeseburger” is gonna’ live. So that name will be available soon, I’d bet.

Fox News:

A British man decided to legally change his name to Bacon Double Cheeseburger as a show of his undying love of the sandwich.

“I’ve got no regrets at all.”

Sam Smith, 33, told the U.K.’s Standard that the, “Bacon Double Cheeseburger was pretty much the first thing that came up,” after a night of drinking with his buddies who convinced him to do go ahead with the stunt.

“It was the culmination of probably too many drinks in the pub where there was a conversation about names,” he said.

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