Yuck. No word yet on whether its original or crispy style.

I remember when my boy kept sucking his thumb everyone told me to put something nasty on this thumb so he would put in his mouth and be revolted. I never actually got around to doing that. Seemed weird.

This seems weirder.


KFC has heard your beauty prayers, and it’s answering them with not one but two chicken-flavored nail polishes.

The polishes come in two finger lickin’ good color/flavors — a bright orange (the Hot & Spicy flavor) and a glittery Thousand Islands Dressing shade (the Original flavor), sold only in Hong Kong.

They work, the brand said in a statement published by Adweek, like that bad-tasting nail polish designed to make you stop biting your nails: “To use, consumers simply apply and dry like regular nail polish, and then lick — again and again and again.”

So now we want to encourage people to walk around with their fingers in their mouth? Is this encouraging cannibalism? A little?

Now, if Chick-Fil-A were to do it, now you’re talking.

*subhead*Bad idea.*subhead*