Glamour Mag publishes an essay from some lady I don’t know who compared her abortion to having a tooth pulled and summed it up by saying “When life gives you lemons…”

Never mind the fact that she admits to crying through most of the article. But that’s ok. She’s being flip about it.

Glamour’s editors must have thought this article would be perfect right next to the article “3 Reasons to Masturbate More.”

Because nothing says “glamour” like masturbating and aborting children.