Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Thursday, 17 September 2026

Creative
Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.

Sooo…Driving an Infiniti is Like Being Gay?

“Look, this isn’t easy for me, either. I’m sorry if you don’t like it, but it just feels right,” a young man says to his dour-faced father.

“We didn’t raise you this way,” the Dad says sternly.

“You must have known I was a little different,” the son whines.

“Not this different,” the father mumbles gravely.

Yup. Infiniti has modeled their car commercial to mirror a son coming out as a homosexual to his father. Did they think this was a good idea?

I mean, what’s the upshot here? Driving an Infiniti is as awesome as being gay?

*subhead*What?*subhead*

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