Hey, I hear that kids are walking a lot more because of this game. Maybe Sir Edmund Hillary would’ve reached the summit of Everest so much sooner if there was a Pikachu up there.

But seriously, I want someone to go to the mall and record people on their phone walking into things and people or falling on stairs because they’re searching for Pokémon. I just picked up my daughter from the mall and saw two people walk into other people.