When Canada learns that celebrities such as Amy Schumer, Raven Symone, Whoopi Goldberg, Chelsea Handler, Samuel L. Jackson, and Cher plan to move there now that Trump is president, I’m betting Canada will start building a wall.

If these people need help moving, I say we have volunteers lined up to help them. I’ve got a minivan that can fit some stuff and a full tank of gas.

*subhead*the wall.*subhead*