Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Thursday, 1 October 2026

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You Can’t Kill Yourself in Germany Unless You’re Vaccinated

First, the really bad news. Germany actually has something called The German Euthanasia Association. I don’t know but if I’m Germany I don’t think I’d want something even called the German Euthanasia Association. Just sayin’.

The secondary bit of bad news is that if you want to legally kill yourself in Germany you must be vaccinated. If you’re not vaccinated you’re going to be forced to live, at least until you get vaccinated.

Welcome to the 21st Century!

Townhall:

The German Euthanasia Association announced that unvaccinated patients will not be able to end their lives with the help of a German euthanasia clinic over fears that one of their doctors could become infected with COVID-19.

Verein Sterbehilfe, the association for euthanasia, updated its Code of Ethics on Nov. 19 to inform those seeking assisted suicide that they must be vaccinated against the coronavirus or they will be turned away. 

“Euthanasia and the preparatory examination of the voluntary responsibility of our members willing to die require human closeness,” the association said in a statement through Google Translate. “Human closeness, however, is a prerequisite and breeding ground for coronavirus transmission. As of today, the 2G rule applies in our association, supplemented by situation-related measures, such as quick tests before encounters in closed rooms.”

Executioners used to wear hoods. Not they wear masks.

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