Author matthew archbold

You know how when the criminal runs out of bullets they throw the gun. Well, one Dad/criminal in Sweden had nothing to fight off the cops with so he threw his baby at the cops. The officer told news that… Continue Reading →

Oh boy. CNN nutjob Piers Morgan is sounding the call for conspiracy nuts. Man, what won’t this guy do for ratings? Concerning Pope Benedict XVI’s resignation, Morgan tweeted: As a Catholic, I’m not buying this. Popes don’t just quit because… Continue Reading →

Vice President Joe Biden, a Catholic, announced to the press in a joking manner that he won’t be running for Pope to replace Pope Benedict XVI. Weasel Zippers reports: Vice President Joe Biden hailed Pope Benedict XVI’s retirement announcement, calling… Continue Reading →

An eight year old girl was sledding on Long Island yesterday and was involved in a terrible collision with a tree, according to news reports. Prayer circles have been started for an 8-year-old girl involved in a sledding incident. According… Continue Reading →

Cardinal Timothy Dolan of New York, president of the U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops, issued this statement moments after learning of the resignation of Pope Benedict XVI. Statement of Cardinal Timothy Dolan: The Holy Father brought the tender heart of… Continue Reading →

A number of international news agencies are now reporting that Pope Benedict XVI is set to resign. The BBC is reporting that the Pope is to resign at the end of this month in an entirely unexpected development, the Vatican… Continue Reading →

My seven year old son received the sacrament of reconciliation this week. The best evidence for the weak state of theological formation going on in the Archbold house I’ll tell you that on the way there he was nervous and… Continue Reading →

Patrick’s a hunter so he probably would’ve pounced on the hurt baby deer and had it cooked up into a stew by the afternoon. But one couple saw a hurt baby deer and nursed it back to health. The deer… Continue Reading →

Ex-LAPD officer Christopher Dorner who’s still on the run from a citywide manhunt posted a rambling manifesto of sorts with messages for various celebritiesincluding Tim Tebow, Ellen DeGeneres and Charlie Sheen before his murder spree. While many of his messages… Continue Reading →

What is our obsession with being in on the joke? I just went out to buy some food because we might be stuck in our house over the next few days. A woman was on the line next to mine… Continue Reading →