Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Tuesday, 20 October 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.

Insert Papal Conspiracy Theories Here

Oh boy. CNN nutjob Piers Morgan is sounding the call for conspiracy nuts. Man, what won’t this guy do for ratings? Concerning Pope Benedict XVI’s resignation, Morgan tweeted:

As a Catholic, I’m not buying this. Popes don’t just quit because they’re tired. What’s going on here??

The responses he’s receiving are even more lunatic than Morgan, if you can believe it.

The Pope is 85. Health reasons are not a logical reach, folks.

And just recently, he’s doubled down with another tweet, saying:

The Queen’s a year older than The Pope. Can’t see her ever resigning because she’s tired. #indefatigability1infallibility0

*subhead*Looney tunes.*subhead*

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