We Laugh Because We Believe

Author matthew archbold

Planned Parenthood Settles Suit with Child Abuse Victim

Planned Parenthood, aka Death Inc., is settling a lawsuit with a young woman after a seven-year battle. The lawsuit claimed that the abortion giant failed to report a case of incestual rape which it was required to do under law…. Continue Reading →

Being a Husband Means…

Being a husband means… …Shamelessly holding her pocketbook in public places while she tries something on. …Redecorating your living room. For no apparent reason. …Being told that your favorite outfit doesn’t actually match. Not even close. Surprise footrubs. And by… Continue Reading →

New Hobbit Trailer!!!

This is the one movie I’m excited to see. *subhead*Can’t wait.*subhead*

Obama Campaign Selling US Flag with Obama Logo

For the low low price…er…donation of 35 bucks, the Obama campaign will send you the flag with the Obama logo on it. It’s called the “Our Stripes: Flag Print.” Does this seem kinda’ icky to you? And by “kinda’” I… Continue Reading →

Wait, Why Does HE Get Relgious Freedom?!

A New Hampshire newspaper is reporting that some old white dude got busted for smoking the gange and got off because he swore he was only toking because of his religion –which is Rastafarian. Seriously. A Belknap County Superior Court… Continue Reading →

LA Times: Movie on Islam isn’t Free Speech

Former NPR reporter and former special assistant to the chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff Sarah Chayes wrote a piece in the LA Times saying that the movie about Islam that the left is pretending caused all the riots… Continue Reading →

No Wonder Dems Are Trying to Destroy Marriage

I’ve sometimes wondered why Democrats are so intent on destroying marriage even though it loses every time it’s up for a vote. The Home Front reports on a poll: Married registered voters prefer Republican challenger Mitt Romney over Democratic President… Continue Reading →

NY Times Cheers 4th Century Document Mentioning Jesus’s Wife!!!

Finally, liberals have found old writings about Jesus that they actually like. Thank goodness. You know how nothing in the Bible is to be believed because it was written by neanderthal nutjobs many years after Jesus died. Well forget all… Continue Reading →

OK. Who Wants to Mess with Voice of the Faithful?

This is great. LarryD has noticed some kind of poll going up at Voice of the Faithful about what qualities you’d like Cardinal George’s replacement to have. As only Voice of the Faithful could do, some of the suggestions are… Continue Reading →

Science Prof: Kill Sperm, Save the Planet

The College Fix reports that a college professor is urging his students to kill sperm in order to save Gaia. A renowned University of California-Riverside professor recently advised students to save Mother Earth, eat vegetarian, only have 1.5 kids –… Continue Reading →

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