We Laugh Because We Believe

Author matthew archbold

Things You Can’t Do as a 14 Year Old

*subhead*Parental consent.*subhead* When you’re 14 years old you can’t: vote rent a car drive drink. Get a tattoo without parental consent. see an R rated movie. go on a school field trip to the museum without your parents signing a… Continue Reading →

Caption This Biden with a Baby Photo

*subhead*Biden amazed at baby.*subhead* 1) Wait! This is the blob of tissue we’ve been talking about the past few years. 2) Come on. Baby, stand up, let the people see you. Oh, God love you. What am I talking about?… Continue Reading →

Gay Actor Comes Out! Against Gay Parents.

*subhead*Coming out.*subhead* Actor Rupert Everett has come out. And it’s causing people to freak out and call him terrible names. Everett came out as gay many years ago and I don’t really remember anyone calling him terrible names. But now… Continue Reading →

High School Promotes “Predator and Prey” Day

*subhead*Prey.*subhead* How’s that feminism thing working out for you? On Thursday, Sept. 13,Crookston High School announced that next week’s homecoming activities included Prey and Predator Day. The news release stated that the event will have “guys dress in their camouflage… Continue Reading →

Obama Cites Bible

*subhead*Ha.*subhead* From the party that booed God, the president is now saying he makes policy via the Bible. CNS News In a video posted Sept. 10 on the “Catholics for Obama” page on his campaign website, President Barack Obama says… Continue Reading →

Oh My. Poll Asks If Romney or Obama Would Win a Fistfight

*subhead*Sad.*subhead* Our entire culture is beclowning itself. And we seem to be enjoying it. It’s bad enough that Esquire Magazine and Yahoo News commissioned a poll to decide whether people thought Romney or Obama would win a fistfight. But then… Continue Reading →

Free Speech Alert

*subhead*Rights.*subhead* CNN’s Suzanne Malveaux asked some reporter today if the maker of the movie against Islam would face charges. Essentially the answer was that it was unclear. The lunatics at MSNBC said he should face charges. And a professor at… Continue Reading →

Catholics Just Hate Obama, Muslims Are Offended

*subhead*Honest Muslims.*subhead* I’ll make this quick. Have you noticed that when the Catholic Church protests the fact that religious institutions will be forced to purchase abortifacient and contraceptive coverage for employees, it’s said that “Oh, the Church just hates Obama… Continue Reading →

FX Attacks Nuns

*subhead*Bad habit.*subhead* Now, I’ll admit that when I heard there was going to be a horror show including nuns I just figured it was a documentary of the Nuns on the Bus. But I was wrong. It turns out FX… Continue Reading →

Town Prays Before Game Despite District Outlawing Pre-Game Prayer

*subhead*Tolerance.*subhead* The Freedom from Religion Foundation strikes again. They bullied the spineless bureaucrats in a small school district to cease a pre-game prayer before football games. So the folks in the bleachers made up shirts and they all said a… Continue Reading →

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