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Author matthew archbold

Santorum Actually Means It

I was speaking with a friend on the phone yesterday from college. He’s kinda’ pro-life but not passionate about it and fiscally conservative but not very religious. He’s a little squishy, if you know what I mean. In short, he… Continue Reading →

Wanna’ Know Why Planned Parenthood Wants Taxpayer Funding

Any time a state seeks to defund Planned Parenthood, the White House absolutely freaks and threatens to remove Medicaid funding to the state’s poor unless they pony up to Big Abortion. Obviously, Big Abortion needs the money. But according to… Continue Reading →

Crash and Burn Marriage Proposal

I asked my wife to marry me on top of the Empire State building. That way, if she said no I could’ve thrown her off and nobody would’ve ever known. This guy should’ve thought of that.

Obama: Re-Elect Me for the Children

President Barack Obama was in Iowa last night and made a impassioned plea for his re-election that made me raise my eyebrow and sent a chill up my spine, according to Weasel Zippers. “Part of what 2012 is about is… Continue Reading →

A Santorum Victory! Who Else Won?

Yeah Santorum technically lost by eight votes in Iowa last night but if you can’t see that last night was a huge victory for former Pennsylvania Senator Rick Santorum you’re just not paying attention. And here’s the thing -it’s possible… Continue Reading →

Turn off the Hulu, Save America

America is being pulled apart at the seams. It’s a technological balkanization. America has become a bizarro Babel. In Babel, everyone was talking but nobody could understand each other. But in America it’s now the opposite. Nobody’s even allowed to… Continue Reading →

Muslims Kill Santa!!!

A gang of adherents to the religion of peace have killed Santa Claus. Word has it they’re next to target elves and magical reindeer. The Voice of Russia reports: In Dushanbe, a young man, dressed as Santa Claus, was killed… Continue Reading →

But Santorum Endorsed Specter!!!!!

Newsflash! Rick Santorum endorsed pro-choice Arlen Specter over pro-life Pat Toomey in the 2004 election cycle. In case you were living under a rock you may not have known this. And despite all the years of pro-life service in the… Continue Reading →

Colmes Mocks Santorum’s Dead Child

This absolutely sickens me. It is the lowest of the low. Liberal Alan Colmes mocks Rick Santorum for treating his dead son with dignity. Colmes was suggesting that voters would shun Santorum once they “get a load of some of… Continue Reading →

10 Movies We Don’t Wanna’ See in 3D

The latest craze in Hollywood is releasing older movies in 3D. Star Wars-the Phantom Menace is being released in 3D. That means one more dimension of Jar Jar. That’s extra Jar. Jar Jar Jar. But it got me thinking about… Continue Reading →

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