We Laugh Because We Believe

Author matthew archbold

Your Permanent Record Has Gone PC

Remember how in school teachers would threaten you with some infraction becoming part of your PERMANENT RECORD!!!!! And even back then we thought to ourselves it’s all a big fat lie. We knew there was no such thing as a… Continue Reading →

Condoms Should Come with Capes

To the progressive mind, there’s nothing condoms can’t do. It’s true. The belief that synthetic rubber birth control has the ability to cure any and all of humanity’s ills is a bedrock belief of the progressive movement. Ask a progressive… Continue Reading →

Gotta’ See This One

Normally I ignore anything that goes down on MSNBC but Chris Matthews was honored by my alma mater, a Catholic university, so I get especially annoyed at the embarrassing things he does. Here, Matthews asks former RNC Chair Michael Steele,… Continue Reading →

Animal Shoots Hunter

You know all those strange animal deaths happening all around the world. Well now it seems that it’s affecting people too – hunters especially. It’s time to stop acting all nicey nice with animals now that they’re fighting back. A… Continue Reading →

Gervais Thanks God for Being Atheist

There are atheists in foxholes. Ricky Gervais proved it last night. I know that many believe that when someone is in mortal danger they often find God out of desperation. But last night while Ricky Gervais’ career as a television… Continue Reading →

Islamists Torch Pope in Effigy. Again.

The Islamists yesterday were so upset that Pope Benedict XVI had the gall to criticize them for killing Christians that they burned the Pope in effigy, according to Weasel Zippers. At least we think it was the Pope. That’s what… Continue Reading →

Pope John Paul II to be Canonized

This is great news from the Catholic News Agency: The much-anticipated beatification of Pope John Paul II will take place on May 1, the Sunday after Easter, the Vatican announced. The healing of a French nun with Parkinson’s disease is… Continue Reading →

Woman Desecrates Host, Ticketed for Trespassing

You know there’s a looooooong history to a story like this. But here’s the upshot as it’s being reported. A priest had a mother and her daughter ticketed by police for tresspasing after it was reported that the woman’s daughter… Continue Reading →

This is Palin Derangement Syndrome

This is one of the weirdest things I’ve ever seen. Some nuts edited a video of Sarah Palin breathing. Yeah, I’m serious. They edited out every time she took a breath or smacked her lips in her recent video and… Continue Reading →

Mammoth Could be Reborn

The UK Telegraph reports: The woolly mammoth, extinct for thousands of years, could be brought back to life in as little as four years thanks to a breakthrough in cloning technology. And you wanna’ know what I’m thinking about this… Continue Reading →

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