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Author matthew archbold

A Lockstep Donnybrook?

For over a year we’ve been hearing about how Republicans are imploding and fighting with each other. The pro-lifers are fighting the pro-choicers. The social libertarians are fighting the Christians. Palin vs. McCain was always a more interesting fight than… Continue Reading →

Law & Order Does Tiller

If I didn’t know better I’d think the television show Law & Order hates abortionists? In the past ten years Law & Order and its spinoffs have depicted the murder of more abortionists than have actually occured in real life…. Continue Reading →

Another Heartwarming Pro-Choice Story

Before you read this you must promise to agree that this should not be classified as pro-abortion violence. That would be crazy. We all know that pro-lifers like you are the violent wackjobs. Remember, admitting your problem gets you halfway… Continue Reading →

Laughably Bad Coverage of TAC

As always, anything the Vatican does receives terrible reporting from the media. It generally receives bad reportage mainly for two reasons. 1) Reporters don’t know a thing about Catholicism. 2) Most reporters hate Catholicism. They hate Catholicism so much that… Continue Reading →

Prophecy Fail

I just thought this was pretty funny from Fail Blog.

If You’re in the Philly Area

There’s a great charity my wife works very hard for called Mothers Home just outside of Philadelphia. They’re hosting their annual Open House night on Thursday night and Sunday afternoon. Here’s a testimonial from a mother whose baby’s life might… Continue Reading →

Misogynist Racists Join Misogynist Racists

In a desperate move intended to boost its dwindling numbers, a two-millenia old racist misogynist institution is attempting to lure a younger group of misogynist racists who don’t feel at home in the 21st century. The Vatican yesterday announced that… Continue Reading →

Not Jesus In Ikea?!

Many people are saying they see Jesus in an Ikea bathroom. Don’t believe me? The pic is right here and the story from the UK Telegraph. A bearded face, with long flowing hair, is plainly visible on the wooden door… Continue Reading →

Obama Nominee: Do Away with Marriage?

Many conservative and Christian organization have reported concerns about the nomination of Chai Feldblum, a law professor at Georgetown University to serve as one of five Commissioners on the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission. But CMR has uncovered some explosive writings… Continue Reading →

Lesbian Activist from Georgetown is Newest Obama Nominee

So when President Obama was thinking of nominating a hard-charging lesbian activist to the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission where else did he look but the faculty of the Jesuit Georgetown University. And make no mistake, this nominee spells major trouble… Continue Reading →

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