We Laugh Because We Believe

Author matthew archbold

Some Churches Save Souls, Some Save Lives

A German motorist missed a bend in the road, broke through a barrier and hurtled up a bank, crash-landing on a church roof in eastern Germany, police said on Monday. The bank acted like a springboard, propelling the black Skoda… Continue Reading →

Shark Shoes at the Doctor’s Office

The front room was a mess. A big mess. And I’d specifically told the five children not a half hour before not to throw everything around the room. I was just about to scold them when the phone rang. Thus… Continue Reading →

Gays Good. Catholics Bad?

The European Parliament has voted 401 – 220 in favour of a report which calls for same-sex marriage and/or civil unions to be recognized across all EU states, says the Sydney Star Observer. OK. So hypothetical question here: Because of… Continue Reading →

Two Headlines: I See a Link

Ok. These two stories happen in the same week? You don’t need to be Columbo to figure out a connection. Reuters says: Police in Nigeria are holding a goat on suspicion of attempted armed robbery. Vigilantes took the black and… Continue Reading →

Pelosi: Birth Control Boosts the Economy

Your favorite grandmother Nancy Pelosi defended the inclusion of millions of dollars being spent on birth control in Obama’s new economic “stimulus” package by claiming “contraception will reduce costs to the states and to the federal government.” So that’s what… Continue Reading →

This Pitcher is a Champion

O.K. We all know the horror stories about athletes gone wild. But ESPN has a spectacular story about an extraordinary family. Phillies pitcher Jamie Moyer went to Saint Joseph’s University in Philadelphia. It seems they might have taught him something… Continue Reading →

Weekend on CMR – January 24-25, 2008

Where Do We Go From Here?—What comes next for the SSPX? Ex-Communication Lifted—It’s Official Why Were UFO’s at the Inauguration?—Video evidence and CMR’s explanations of the visit. New Age of Bipartisanship?—It’s the cockiness, stupid. Judge Bans ‘Secondhand Jesus’—Federal judge now… Continue Reading →

Why Were UFO’s at the Inauguration?

So lots of folks out there are pretty disturbed by a UFO attending the Inaugural. CMR thinks there are several reasonable explanations: 10) They were actually looking for Dennis Kucinich but he was wearing his tinfoil hat so he couldn’t… Continue Reading →

New Age of Bipartisanship?

So this must be the new age of bipartisanship everyone’s talking about. The only thing Obama left out was the Touchdown Shuffle. Now, just imagine yourself that George W. Bush had said this to congressional Democrats. The screams of indignation… Continue Reading →

Judge Bans ‘Secondhand Jesus’

A federal judge, clearly responding to an urgent threat of “Secondhand Jesus” infecting young people today, ruled that a state law requiring a moment of silence in public schools is unconstitutional, saying it crosses the line separating church and state…. Continue Reading →

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