Author matthew archbold
The Curious Case of Forrest Gump – watch more funny videos This is pretty hilarious. It’s also pretty embarrassing for the folks who made the Benjamin Button movie. These two movies seem pretty darn similar and they’re written by the… Continue Reading →
President Obama seems like he’s going to close down Gitmo. So what to do with all the captured al-Qaeda? Lunatic Pennsylvania Democratic Rep. Jack Murtha has now volunteered to house them in his district. I’m not sure Obama’s going to… Continue Reading →
The Daily Mail offers this without irony: The outpouring of euphoric optimism currently gripping the U.S. following the inauguration of Barack Obama may yet result in a baby boom towards the end of this year.An ‘Obama baby boom’ may sound… Continue Reading →
So my nine year old comes home from school…Catholic school…yesterday and she says that the teachers hooked up a television in the cafeteria for the Inauguration. They were given the option of going over to watch it or staying at… Continue Reading →
A group of comedians, satirists, and humorists held a press conference today to announce that with the inauguration of Barack Obama that comedy would be drastically different. Kathy Griffin, Janeane Garafalo, and Bill Maher gathered with even lesser known comedians… Continue Reading →
January 20 – (Washington D.C.) An alarming outbreak of a mysterious disease has health officials puzzled. Emergency rooms around the Capitol and across the country are being visited by thousands of people who are reporting alarming “leg tingles” which started… Continue Reading →
As Tuesday’s temperature low will be 18 degrees, I think we all must agree that Barack Obama just by being inaugurated has cured the planet of global warming! Hooray! I’ve got to tell you, I didn’t think he could do… Continue Reading →
Shhh. Don’t tell anyone about this. But here’s the plan to bankrupt Planned Parenthood. You know the “conscience rule” which is scheduled to take effect tomorrow, on President Bush’s last day in office. According to the rule, doctors can refuse… Continue Reading →
This is the trailer for 22Weeks, a new movie based on a true story about a woman who went to an abortion clinic and while in the bathroom, the baby came out alive. The movie looks pretty horrifying to me…. Continue Reading →
Dublin Over—Archbishop of Dublin unhappy that people noticed his non Catholic answer. Sometimes Smut is Just Smut—There is no grand societal context for a guy who’s willing to risk his own soul for fame. Autistic Children Wreck Your Life—A sneak… Continue Reading →