Author Patrick Archbold
As I watch the economic mess in Europe unfold like a slow motion video of that diver who back flopped at the Olympics, I sometimes ponder a strange question. Is this the time they were talking about? “Is this the… Continue Reading →
Matthew and I are thrilled to welcome Nicole DeMille as an occasional contributor to CMR. Earlier this year, we both independently watched her on The Journey Home and were floored by her story and her style. The next day we… Continue Reading →
There are some rumors that New Hampshire Senator Kelly Ayotte has a real shot at the Veep pick. Nobody knows for sure and we will likely find out soon enough, but Senator Ayotte sure would be an interesting pick. She… Continue Reading →
*subhead*Most unintentionally funny quote.*subhead* Thank goodness we have people like Rep. Alcee Hastings to let us know which foods are racist. Rep. Hastings is upset that Rep. Allen West provided Chick-Fil-A to a meeting of the Congressional Black Caucus, six… Continue Reading →
*subhead*Denying the obvious.*subhead* Cardinal Baffling of Gotham City has staunchly right-wing Catholics foaming at the mouth after his invitation to the Devil to attend a Catholic fundraiser. Ultra-conservative Catholic groups have criticized Cardinal Baffling for extending an invitation to Mr…. Continue Reading →
*subhead*France to kill their economy.*subhead* If they could do it here, they would. France’s plans for a 75% tax rate has many looking for la sortie. President François Hollande is vowing to impose a 75 percent tax on the portion… Continue Reading →
*subhead*Scientific punch lines.*subhead* Martin Fleischmann has died. Who? Exactly. I sometimes suspect that Martin Fleischmann might be the Alfred Wegener of his time? Who? Exactly. Alfred Wegener was a German polar researcher, geophysicist and meteorologist. He is the man who… Continue Reading →
*subhead*Just shut up!*subhead* I am so sick of it. Every time some homicidal maniac does maniacal homicide, the media falls all over themselves trying to implicate others in the crime. I am not referring to the the reflexive political posturing… Continue Reading →
*subhead*A time for intolerance.*subhead* “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means” — Inigo Montoya Among all the words in a language already so battered and bruised as to almost become unrecognizable,… Continue Reading →
*subhead*No cutting.*subhead* Mac Breedlove, a Texas teen, was traveling with his lacrosse team. While boarding, Mac cut the line. So Mac’s coaches decided to teach him a lesson in manners.