We Laugh Because We Believe

Author Patrick Archbold

Apocalypse – Flesh Eating Robot Edition

In the annals of really bad ideas there is a scale. The are really bad ideas (like Microsoft Bob or Meg Ryan’s plastic surgery) and then there are really really really bad ideas. This story most definitely fits into the… Continue Reading →

Honduras For Dummies

Even though I have sometimes been accused of being reflexively anti-Obama, it is not true. When I heard initial reports of what happened in Honduras over the weekend and the reaction of the Obama administration, I took it for granted… Continue Reading →

The Radio-Shackification of America

As a Catholic I know I am not supposed to hate, but I hate radio shack. Hate it. Bear with me. My Sirius Radio was on the fritz. I called the support line and the young man on the phone… Continue Reading →

CMR’s 8 Signs of Apocalypse (Vol XIV)

══ 1 ══ Fakers Of The Lost Ark Marion, don’t look at it. Shut your eyes, Marion. Don’t look at it!WND reports: The patriarch of the Orthodox Church of Ethiopia says he will announce to the world Friday the unveiling… Continue Reading →

Family Man Or Freak?

We were sitting in the conference room halfway through a meeting at about 4:45pm. A colleague across the table is nervously glancing at his watch. The boss, noticing his growing anxiety, interrupts the flow of conversation to say, “Hey guys,… Continue Reading →

Give Us This Day Our Daily Pith

Just a reminder. If you are on Twitter be sure to follow CMReport. If you are not following us, here are our most recent tweets so you know what you are missing * * Dont cry in Argentina-The truth is… Continue Reading →

A Miracle In Kansas?

The Wichita Eagle reports on an amazing story that might just be miraculous: People in Colwich like to touch Chase Kear’s arm or his shoulder with their fingers. Or they hug him. “Miracle Man,” they say. “Let me touch the… Continue Reading →

Obama’s Inappropriate Gift Catalog

It has now been confirmed that President Obama will have an audience with Pope Benedict XVI on July 10th. In preparation for the momentous visit, the crack White House protocol office has sent the President a list of gifts to… Continue Reading →

A Study In Contrasts

How a President chooses to lead in times of crisis abroad, a study in contrasts. Many have tried to explain Obama’s position, or lack of one, on the momentous happenings as walking a tightrope. I think that these nattering nabobs… Continue Reading →

Mailing It In

Mailing it in. That is what the US Bishops will need to do in order to approve the new translations of the liturgy. The Bishops in conference failed to achieve the 2/3 majority needed to pass the translations because of… Continue Reading →

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