We Laugh Because We Believe

Author Patrick Archbold

Duh! We’re Christians!

Please. I mean, please! Really. Enough. Really. The professionally offended continue to practice their profession in earnest. The new text for the Good Friday prayer for the Jews has been released and the usual suspects are not satisfied. Why, because… Continue Reading →

Today on CMR – February 5, 2008

I Want:—Matthew ponders the little ways we can be good. Gay Marriage Marches On—Parents cannot opt out of gay ‘marriage’ indoctrination in Massachusetts. What doe the future hold? Newsweek Catholic Columnist Uncomfortable With Teaching Kids About God—”Sometimes I think it… Continue Reading →

Gay Marriage Marches On

I am glad I do not live in Massachusetts, for if I did, my only options would be to move to a different state or home-school my children. Unfortunately, this type of retreat would accomplish little. The battle is joined… Continue Reading →

Today on CMR – February 4, 2008

Newsweek Catholic Columnist Uncomfortable With Teaching Kids About God—”Sometimes I think it is easier to talk to my daughter about sex than about God. Perhaps that’s because I have a pretty good idea where babies come from, but I’m still… Continue Reading →

Weekend on CMR – February 2-3, 2008

Jesuit Who Was Ordered To Stop Saying Latin Mass Dies—Jesuit Fr. Philip L. Bourret, reportedly ordered by his superiors in March 2006 to stop saying the traditional Latin Mass or face suspension, died Jan. 29 Crucifixion? It Wasn’t That Bad,… Continue Reading →

For the Lesbian Who Has Everything

You have to admit, mankind is finding new and creative ways to call down divine wrath. The latest scientific “advance” sure to eventually precipitate biblical comeuppance is a doozy. What do you get for the lesbian who has everything? Why,… Continue Reading →

Today on CMR – February 1, 2008

Archbishop Chaput Accused of Stealing Milk from Babies—Rocky Mountain News to Archbishop: When did you stop beating your wife? Take Off You Hoser!—Don’t get sick in Canada, eh? Or you are a goner! Georgetown to Stay Catholic? Well Kind Of?—Editorial:… Continue Reading →

Take Off You Hoser!

Scene: A Hospital in Canada, eh? Doctor: So I was thinkin’ eh? Your husband, he don’t look so good eh?Wife: But Doctor, he just needs help! You can treat him. Anyway, I am his wife and I authorize the treatment.Doctor:… Continue Reading →

Get The Huck Out

I want something. I want to say yes or no. I want to pick one or the other. GOP voters should have the clear choice based on the records and ideas of two viable candidates. As long as Mike Huckabee… Continue Reading →

CMR in the Morning

Here it is! You can now listen to the premier of the boys from CMR on Son Rise in the Morning on Sacred Heart Radio. Our thanks go out to Brian Patrick and Matt Swaim for their gracious invite. We… Continue Reading →

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