We Laugh Because We Believe

Author Patrick Archbold

Post Motu Proprio: An Uphill Battle?

What is in store for us post motu proprio? Everything certainly will not be magically fixed with the extraordinary form of the Roman rite instantly available at a parish near you. Think of it this way. If Roe v. Wade… Continue Reading →

Today On CMR – June 30, 2007

A Moment of Silence for Muslim Mickey Mouse——Jihad Mickey bites the dust. Motu Proprio: Truth Is Crazier Than Fiction——Belfast Telegraph article is just over the top. Putin vs. Santa——St. Nick vows to stop Russian Power grab. I’m Not Dead! Oh,… Continue Reading →

Motu Proprio: Truth Is Crazier Than Fiction

I wrote an article parodying the Ordinary Ministers of the Media’s coverage of the Motu Proprio which has been very well received. Thank you. However the Belfast Telegraph does me one better. Check out the headline from this genuine news… Continue Reading →

Today On CMR – June 29, 2007

Putin vs. Santa——St. Nick vows to stop Russian Power grab. I’m Not Dead! Oh, Don’t Be Such A Baby——With a wife like this, who needs enemies? Motu Proprio Signals a New ‘Dark Ages’——Patrick joins the Ordinary Ministers of the Media…. Continue Reading →

I’m Not Dead! Oh, Don’t Be Such A Baby

In an amazing story a Gulf War veteran, Jesse Ramirez, who was set to die by having his feeding tube removed in an Arizona hospital was found to have regained complete consciousness on Tuesday. The lovely Mrs. Ramirez asked the… Continue Reading →

Motu Proprio Signals a New ‘Dark Ages’

If you can’t beat them, join them. (Note: For those satirically challenged, please see the definition of parody) Rome — Pope Benedict, a former Hitler youth, will tell Roman Catholic priests in coming days that they can say mass in… Continue Reading →

Today On CMR – June 28, 2007

Motu Proprio Signals a New ‘Dark Ages’——Patrick joins the Ordinary Ministers of the Media. 96 Percent of Americans Have Sex by 20 Years Old and other Cultural Disasters——As a father of four (and one on the way) this story scares… Continue Reading →

Today On CMR – June 27, 2007

Motu Proprio Breaking News – The Real Deal——July 7th is the date. German Pastor Sentenced to Year in Jail for Comparing Abortion to the Holocaust——A holocaust is a holocaust folks. Just not in Germany. How the Green-ch Sold Global Warming——Dr…. Continue Reading →

Motu Proprio Breaking News – The Real Deal

It’s Coming! It is finally coming. July 7th is the date. Today the Secretary of State Tarcisio Card. Bertone gave the Motu Proprio to 30 bishops from around the world. from Rorate: The bishops had been invited to Rome for… Continue Reading →

How the Green-ch Sold Global Warming

A new poll finds that a staggering 71 percent of people think that the rise in air temperature happens naturally. 65 percent think that scientists’ catastrophic predictions if pollution isn’t curbed are ‘far fetched’. When reading of this poll, I… Continue Reading →

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