Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Tuesday, 3 November 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.

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  1. 10 Sep

    Obama Raises Kennedy from the Dead! Again!

    The White House is desperate. So desperate that they’re going back to the ‘Win One for Teddy’ thing that didn’t work all that well when Ted Kennedy actually died. Today, the White…

  2. 09 Sep

    Will We March with the Death Cult?

    Baby Jayden was born with a strong heartbeat. He moved his arms and legs. But none of that mattered. You see, government regulations state that doctors don’t care for babies born before…

  3. 09 Sep

    Don’t Save This Drowning Man

    I feel as if I know the President. Like I have met him before. Some years back I worked with a man who I will call Drew. Drew was the epitome of…

  4. 09 Sep

    ACLU: Baptism? No. Abortion? Yes.

    Churches bad. Abortion clinics good. You got that? No seriously. Check this lunacy out. I mean this is like conversation between Gary Busey and Jeff Conway kind of crazy. The ACLU obviously…

  5. 08 Sep

    ‘Can I Live?’ Rap Song

    That’s right. CMR has a rap song on it. Laugh it up fuzzballs but it’s a pretty powerful pro-life statement. And kinda’ catchy. CMR Thanks to the always great Paul at Thoughts…

  6. 08 Sep

    The Glass Is Half Full

    I won a bet with Matthew from last week when I told him that Van Jones would resign on Sunday. He was too big a potential liability to let him hang around…

  7. 08 Sep

    A Thing on Your Thing

    I was recently at a train station doing one of my favorite things. People watching. Train stations are great because you can blatantly listen to other people’s conversations, watch their ticks, learn…

  8. 07 Sep

    I’m Tellin’ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    With five children in the house all summer there’s been a rash of “I’m tellin” outcries and then the aggrieved party stomps in to see me with a complaint about their persecuting…