Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Thursday, 5 November 2026

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We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.

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  1. 05 Jan

    Weekend on CMR – January 3-4, 2008

    Help Needed: Christ Rose “Again”?—A question for the CMR geek squad. Nobody Likes Bland Benedict—UK Times says nobody’s coming to see the Pope because he’s just an old grumpy meany pants. WaPo:…

  2. 05 Jan

    Help Needed: Christ Rose “Again”?

    A friend recently sent a question and I thought I’d throw it out to the intelligent readers of CMR for an answer: “In the English translation of the Creed we say that…

  3. 04 Jan

    Nobody Likes Bland Benedict

    The UK Times must have realized suddenly that they hadn’t besmirched Pope Benedict XVI in weeks so they quickly cobbled together a ridiculous piece claiming essentially that nobody goes to see poor…

  4. 03 Jan

    WaPo: Iraq War Is Over! Just in Time

    The front page of the Washington Post today declared the War in Iraq over. Who’d a thunk it, huh? Not even two months after the presidential election the media is finally discovers…

  5. 03 Jan

    Today on CMR – January 2, 2009

    The Biggest Ball Drops of ’08—From Doug Kmiec to Plaxico Burress, CMR lists them biggest fumblers of the past year. Sonrise Morning Show Goes Big Time—Starting Monday the show is on EWTN…

  6. 02 Jan

    The Biggest Ball Drops of ’08

    In commemoration of the ball dropping last night, CMR has meticulously created a list of the biggest ball drops of the past year. 1) THE MEDIA – The media in this election…

  7. 02 Jan

    Sonrise Morning Show Goes Big Time

    We here at CMR are excited to let you know the the Son Rise Morning Show with Brian Patrick is going Big Time. As of this Monday, January 5 the show will…

  8. 02 Jan

    Today on CMR – January 1, 2009

    Satan: 2008 Was a Good Year For Me—The dude with the pitchfork details his best year in memory. A Book Worth Reading in 2009—If you need a good read for the new…

  9. 02 Jan

    Satan: 2008 Was a Good Year For Me

    Hi! Satan here. 2008 is gone and I’m quite frankly feeling a little sad about it. I don’t expect sympathy but looking back at the past year I’m stunned how productive I…