Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Friday, 13 November 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.

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  1. 11 May

    Humphrey Bogart Weeps

    The Motion Picture Association of America just announced that smoking itself will be considered as a factor in its ratings system and depictions that glamorize smoking, or movies that feature pervasive smoking,…

  2. 11 May

    Spidey Goes to Church

    Revenge is like a poison that can turn us into something ugly,” says Aunt May to Peter Parker in Spiderman 3. There’s a whole lot of Christianity in the new installment of…

  3. 10 May

    It’s a Small World After All

    Does everything seem smaller to you? I know they say the world is shrinking because of the internet, high speed travel, and communications. That’s a good thing in many ways. But I…

  4. 09 May

    Pope Warns Pro-Abort Pols

    Deo Gratias! POPE Benedict today warned Catholic politicians they risked excommunication from the Church and should not receive communion if they support abortion. It was the first time that the Pope, speaking…

  5. 09 May

    Republican Primates

    My smug-o-meter shot off the charts this week following the GOP debate. The liberal elite so abhors those who believe in God they forget that most of us do actually do. During…

  6. 09 May

    We Knew It: High Ceilings in Churches Are Good

    The wisdom of the Church has been known for millenia, and now science has “proven” it: high ceilings are good for expansive, creative thinking, and one might infer, prayer and meditation. A…

  7. 08 May

    Guess who’s Buried in Grant’s Tomb

    According to the Associated Press, King Herod’s tomb may have been found in…guess where…Herodium!!!! Who would’ve thought to look there? Duh! Come on guys, 2,000 years of looking and nobody thought to…

  8. 08 May

    Marching in Lockstep on Brazil

    The Ordinary Ministers of the Media have clearly gotten their marching orders on how to cover the Pope’s upcoming visit to Brazil. We blogged via satire on this point a few days…

  9. 08 May

    Counseling is not only for ‘crazies’ anymore

    That’s my favorite headline of the day from the “Southern Illinosian.” I know the author works with Catholic Social Services and I’m sure she’s great at her job but I’m not sure…