Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Saturday, 14 November 2026

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We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.

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  1. 18 Dec

    Pope To Curia: Get Thee To A Confessional

    I think that the Pope’s focus on confession is as wonderful as it is crucial. The Pope is putting in place a policy by which Curia officials will hed to local parishes…

  2. 18 Dec

    Pajama Boy Crackup

    By now you must have come across the cacphony of mocking that has descended upon this lametastic ad for Obamacare. There have been some really funny responses to this, but far and…

  3. 18 Dec

    Poll: Belief in God Declining

    A new Harris Poll finds that belief in God is declining. It’s not really a surprise, is it? 74 percent of U.S. adults say they believe in God. That’s down a bit…

  4. 18 Dec

    Holy Father, Please Help

    Dear Holy Father, I urgently need your help and so do others. I have heard all you have been saying for months and I want to believe it is true. I want…

  5. 17 Dec

    Whoa! Archbishop Nienstedt Steps Aside After Accusation

    Archbishop Nienstedt of MSP has stepped down from public ministry, handing all of his duties to the auxiliary Bishop following an accusation, that the Archbishop denies, of inappropriate touching of a minor…

  6. 17 Dec

    Israel Needs Your Help…With Building a Decent Snowman

    Now, normally I’d use this article about snow falling in Jerusalem to mock global warming. But boooooring, right? So instead I’m here to ask for your help. Obviously, the people of Jerusalem…

  7. 17 Dec

    Now That’s Some Powerful Scripture!

    A single mother of a special needs daughter awoke in the night to a man, who had broken in through a basement window, and began assaulting her. What did she do? No,…

  8. 17 Dec

    One Man’s Poison Is Another Man’s…

    Let’s play ‘find the poison’ shall we? On this side we have a person responsible for the Church and the spiritual care of billions of souls using broad and sweeping but suitably…