Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Monday, 19 October 2026

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We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.

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  1. 23 Apr

    The Fake Christian Priests in Japan

    It turns out that Japanese people like Christian weddings but not all that Christianity. So what needs to be done? Fake priests. I guess they’re kinda’ like Unitarians but without being so…

  2. 23 Apr

    NYTimes Puzzled Why Religious People Live Longer

    The New York Times published a piece that wondered exactly why religious people live longer by a professor from the University of Stanford: ONE of the most striking scientific discoveries about religion…

  3. 23 Apr

    Mike Tobin: Fox News Ninja

    When attacking ninjas the biggest mistake attackers make is attacking one at a time. This is not a mistake these two young women make when they both attempt to kiss-bomb Fox reporter…

  4. 23 Apr

    Dear Graduates: You Are Going To Die

    Commencement speakers tell newly minted graduates may things but rarely do they mention the most important thing. I try to remedy that. Please give my piece at the Register a read and…

  5. 22 Apr

    Scorsese To Direct Film about Persecuted Jesuits

    OK. OK. The last time director Martin Scorsese made a film about religion it didn’t work out all that well but this film called “Silence” looks promising. Indie Wire reports: It’s an…

  6. 22 Apr

    All You Need to Know About Earth Day

    When I was a reporter in Philly, the Ira Einhorn extradition story was huge. When I started I remember looking into the database of archived stories and being shocked that Einhorn was…

  7. 22 Apr

    The Church Is Not Backward, But Forward

    *subhead*Time for society to catch up.*subhead* It is as inevitable as the passing of time. Once there is a new pope, the world begins to wonder when the Catholic Church is going…

  8. 19 Apr

    Talking And Praying with Your Kids About Boston

    I’m always seeing pieces in the media about what to tell your children about this or that. My default position has always been to tell my children nothing. My kids are pretty…