Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Monday, 19 October 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.

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  1. 13 Mar

    Piers Morgan, Nanny Bloomberg, And The Pope

    Consistency being the hobgoblin of small minds, Piers Morgan’s giant brain must be hobgoblin free. Life must be so much easier when you don’t let little things like logic and consistency get…

  2. 13 Mar

    MSNBC Analyst Compares Church to Soviet Union

    MSNBC’s Katrina Vanden Huevel just compared the Catholic Church to the Soviet Union. Wait, I thought lefties liked the old USSR. HT Weasel Zippers *subhead*Outrageous.*subhead*

  3. 13 Mar

    Catholics United Pushes Sister Simone for Pope?

    This is hilarious. Catholics United, the radically pro-abortion rights organization is attempting to use the conclave as a way of finding more supporters. In a sad attempt at a p.r. campaign, they…

  4. 12 Mar

    Is “Abort” a Bad Word?

    My seven year old son came running through the room yelling into his walkie-talkie, “Abort the mission. Abort!” My five year old daughter’s walkie talkie didn’t have batteries so although she talked…

  5. 12 Mar

    “It’s A Dangerous Time, Pray For Us!”

    Robert Moynihan of Inside the Vatican relays this story of an encounter with a voting Cardinal on the streets of Rome the day before the conclave. I excerpt it here because it…

  6. 12 Mar

    Politico Laughs at Killed Troops?

    Politico published this headline on their site. It is an absolute horror that they’re snickering at the death of our bravest soldiers sacrificing all. After somebody noticed that they were laughing publicly…

  7. 11 Mar

    A Vaticanista

    FWIW, my working definition of a Vaticanista. A Vaticanista is like a climatologist, he uses small amounts of irrelevant and unverifiable data to predict a future in magical concordance with his own…