Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Sunday, 25 October 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.

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  1. 29 Nov

    A Very Newt Christmas

    I was reminded on Twitter about this classically unbiased Time cover from 1994. @jimgeraghty said” Newt has a funny line about that. “It wasn’t enough that I was holding Tiny Tim’s crutch.…

  2. 29 Nov

    How Dumb Does Tim Pawlenty Feel Now?

    Tim Pawlenty never had his bump. He got in, the polls didn’t budge, he got out. But I’m thinking he bailed way too soon. Way. We had the Bachmann burst and bust,…

  3. 29 Nov

    The Cure For Hangovers( and Other Things)

    Researchers make magnetic nanoparticles that can latch on to harmful molecules and purge them from the blood. “The project involves magnetized nanoparticles that are coated with carbon and studded with antibodies specific…

  4. 29 Nov

    The Robopocalypse Will Be Brought to you by Harvard

    The apocalypse will be brought to you by Harvard University. Seriously, did you ever think it would come from anywhere else? Harvard researchers just announced that they’ve built a flexible robot that…

  5. 28 Nov

    Milquetoast Catholic Mag to Become Catholic Again!!

    This is great news. First the translation, now this! The whole “Catholic, but…” crowd will be reeling upon hearing this news. Danielle Bean of DanielleBean.com and Faith & Family Live fame is…

  6. 28 Nov

    CMR Agrees With Nat’l Catholic Reporter!!!

    A National Catholic Reporter editorial bemoaned the new translation of the liturgy, saying it makes them feel sad. And CMR is all like boo-freakin’ hoo. But there was one paragraph where we…

  7. 28 Nov

    Nuevo Trad Catholics Revolt

    A bunch of old fogey whiners in love with the liturgy of the past want to return all of us kicking and screaming back to the Dark Ages or something. They’re angry…

  8. 28 Nov

    Triple My Non Sum Dignus, Please

    Its official, we are now blessed with the new English translation of the Roman Missal which went into effect this past weekend. By way of reporting, all went very well in my…