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Docs: Don’t Give Terminal Patients Drugs

A group of British doctors announced that terminal cancer patients should not be given “life extending” drugs. I’m sure you know why without me even having to say it but it’s, of course, about the Benjamins. They say The NHS… Continue Reading →

Dope-Smoking, Menstruating Monkey Study Got $3.6 Million

It’s a good thing that Americans aren’t suffering through a recession or anything. Otherwise this kind of funding for a study on dope fiend menstruating monkeys would seem pretty outrageous. CNS News reports: The National Institute on Drug Abuse (NIDA),… Continue Reading →

What a Woman in Crisis Really Needs

This story by Calah Alexander of Barefoot and Pregnant fame absolutely blew me away. What an amazing pro-life story. It’s your must read of the day. Calah Alexander writes: Amidst the debates swirling around about defunding Planned Parenthood, some oft-repeated… Continue Reading →

‘Cause Jesus is Just Like Nudity and Drug Use

I don’t know exactly where we are as a culture but I’m pretty sure we can’t even see sane from where we are now. This story might be a good indicator as to where we’re heading though. Check out this… Continue Reading →

Study Links Substance Abuse and Abortion

A new study links abortion and substance abuse. That’s the conclusion of a study performed by researchers at the University of Manitoba that found that women who have had an abortion are almost four times as likely to have substance… Continue Reading →

Wanna’ Know How Warped We Are?

A San Juan woman is under arrest. What did she do? I warn you this is horrible so you may want to just skip this story. a mother-to-be took Xanax that she’d allegedly gotten without a prescription from Mexico. She… Continue Reading →

Lex Luthor Wears Eleanor Holmes-Norton PJ’s

Lex Luthor wears Eleanor Holmes-Norton pajamas to bed. I say this because poor Lex’s sole ambition in life was to destroy Metropolis. One little fictional city and he couldn’t get it done. Now compare Lex’s futility with the masterful destruction… Continue Reading →

A Political Scandal I Don’t Care About

The latest scandal erupting all over the blogosphere seems to be concerning someone who might be Joe Biden’s daughter on videotape snorting cocaine last month. Some sweet guy who shot the video is marketing it around to the highest bidder…. Continue Reading →

Moses Was Really High on Mount Sinai

Moses was high on Mount Sinai. We all know that. No, I mean Moses was high on dope, at least according to an Israeli researcher. In an amazing feat of reductionist theology, Moses was on psychedelic drugs when he heard… Continue Reading →

Marijuana Vending Machines Installed in Los Angeles

The city that popularized the fast food drive-thru has a new innovation: 24-hour medical marijuana vending machines, says MSNBC. Patients suffering from chronic pain, loss of appetite and other ailments that marijuana is said to alleviate can get their pot… Continue Reading →

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