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Today on CMR – May 7, 2008

Mennonites For Obama?—Barack Obama seems to have locked up the college-aged Mennonite vote. You Gotta’ See This—Strangest Nun Name Ever Nuns Neglecting Their Husbands—A Tale of Two Nunneries 10 Year Olds Knew it in 1948—Catholic Comics Got it Right, Why… Continue Reading →

Today on CMR – May 6, 2008

10 Year Olds Knew it in 1948—Catholic Comics Got it Right, Why Can’t Theologians Bigfoot, Jesus, and the Bermuda Triangle—Everything Old is New Again Progressive Cognitive Dissonance—Fr. McBrien expresses his shock that the sheep did not turn out to be… Continue Reading →

Today on CMR – May 5, 2008

Doctors Deciding Who Dies—Are You On the List? Church Guilty of “Gender Apartheid”—Yes, this WomynPriest is called the Rosa Parks of the Church The Case For Chaos—When it comes to communion, I take ugly and anonymous over the orderly. Christian… Continue Reading →

Weekend on CMR – May 3-4, 2008

Christian Minister: We Don’t Need Jesus—Jesus was a “Middle Eastern peasant with a few charismatic gifts and a great posthumous marketing team.” Fr. McCartney on the Giuliani Debacle—Imagine you go to the doctor for your annual check-up, but the doctor… Continue Reading →

Today on CMR – May 2, 2008

“Our Dad Takes Care Of Us”—Eight Year Old Points out My Fashion Faux Pas Pope Too Stupid To Be A Heretic—Bishop Williamson of the SSPX has again displayed his dependable dyspepsia. Town Vs. Church in Battle over Stained Glass—A dispute… Continue Reading →

Today on CMR – May 1, 2008

Pope Too Stupid To Be A Heretic—Bishop Williamson of the SSPX has again displayed his dependable dyspepsia. Even When We Are Wrong – We’re Right—As the earth cools, scientists tell us to stick our heads in the sand. Priest: Jesus… Continue Reading →

Today on CMR – April 30, 2008

Disney Girls Gone Wild—Now It’s Miley Cyrus, Next It’ll be Ariel Nuns Invite Clinton to Campaign—First daughter campaigns at home run by nuns. Obama Shows Saintly Patience—Angered and saddened presidential candidate displays patience of Job. The Religion of (Hair) Piece—Saudi… Continue Reading →

Today on CMR – April 29, 2008

Why Catholic Schools Are in Trouble—In education as in politics, everything comes down to votes and money. Why Women Can’t Be Pope—Certain types of gossip can get you excommunicated. Cardinal Criticizes Rudy Taking Communion—”I deeply regret that Mr. Giuliani received… Continue Reading →

Today on CMR – April 28, 2008

Obama’s Got a Running Mate—Barack Obama has a running mate -whether he wants one or not. The Race—How Padre Pio is hurting my self esteem and why that may be a good thing. My Daughter’s Communion Was For The Birds—A… Continue Reading →

Weekend on CMR – April 26-27, 2008

Cardinal: No Communion in the Hand!—Archbishop in Peru bans communion in the hand. Anti-Social Man Hopes Company Arrives Soon—In an act of anti-social desperation, Matthew interviews himself. Oh No! Yoko—Yoko Ono sues the producers of Ben Stein’s documentary Expelled. I… Continue Reading →

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