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Thank You Planned Parenthood—If Planned Parenthood hates you enough to make a commercial against you, you can’t be all bad. McCain Calls for Waterboarding Clemens—In a stunning move designed to make his candidacy more appealing to pro-torture conservatives, Sen. John… Continue Reading →

Hillary Caption Contest—Oh No. What Won’t Bill Richardson Do For the Vice Presidency? Headline: “Cold wave in India attributed to global warming “—Environmentalists are not slaves to the principle of non-contradiction. (Nod to Rutler) Spielberg Blinks: Re-Thinks Links with ….um…Chinese—Director… Continue Reading →

Close Encounters of the Mosaic Kind—New mosaics added to the front facade of the crypt entrance of the Basilica at Lourdes: Is the best we could do? Lent Re-branded as ‘Christian Ramadan’—Maybe the Dutch should be re-branded as ‘Dumb Germans’… Continue Reading →

It’s Kind of like Jesus Meets Conan in A Remake of the Bible—The Bible is getting the Manga graphic novel treatment and Rowan Williams likes it. ‘Nuff said! Stop The Insanity! Wreck-ovation Alert!—Beautiful Cathedral by renowned architect threatened with terrible… Continue Reading →

Violent Video Games Beget Gregorian Chant Popularity—The Church threw it out to relate to young people. Then a strange thing happened. Built Form of Ideas (Even Bad Ones)—Liturgical architecture is the built form of theology. This is some ugly theology…. Continue Reading →

That is a Big Oops!—L’Osservatore Romano overestimates decline in religious tenfold. Oops. I have the perfect remedy for this mistake. Wanted: Ash Ministers—Don’t ashes require extraordinary ministers? McCain Resurrects Zombie Reagan—In a move bound to both rankle and awe conservative… Continue Reading →

McCain Resurrects Zombie Reagan—In a move bound to both rankle and awe conservative members of his party, presidential hopeful Sen. John McCain resurrected the remains of former President Ronald Reagan to appear next to him. Steve Martin To Mock Pope…. Continue Reading →

Duh! We’re Christians!—New prayer for the Jews offends the professionally offended. I Want:—Matthew ponders the little ways we can be good. Gay Marriage Marches On—Parents cannot opt out of gay ‘marriage’ indoctrination in Massachusetts. What doe the future hold? Newsweek… Continue Reading →

I Want:—Matthew ponders the little ways we can be good. Gay Marriage Marches On—Parents cannot opt out of gay ‘marriage’ indoctrination in Massachusetts. What doe the future hold? Newsweek Catholic Columnist Uncomfortable With Teaching Kids About God—”Sometimes I think it… Continue Reading →

Newsweek Catholic Columnist Uncomfortable With Teaching Kids About God—”Sometimes I think it is easier to talk to my daughter about sex than about God. Perhaps that’s because I have a pretty good idea where babies come from, but I’m still… Continue Reading →