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CMR Liveblogging Pushing Daisies Tonight!

I can’t watch Obama. I just can’t. Not tonight. I know this is a HUUUUGGE event. But I’m so tired of the self-righteous platitudes and the empty rhetoric. I can’t watch. So the only network that isn’t showing Obama’s infomercial… Continue Reading →

Sign Wars

This morning I stepped out onto my front lawn to find my McCain/Palin sign torn from the ground, crumpled and tossed. I went over, picked it up, straightened out the sticks, and put it back up. While driving the kids… Continue Reading →

Nightmare Scenario: White Liberal Riot

There have been numerous nightmare scenarios written should either one of the candidate’s in this year’s presidential election actually win. Some have even spoken of riots should Obama lose. But nobody has taken into account the specter of the of… Continue Reading →

The Second Slumming

A poem from the perspective of some “conservative” columnists who would view a McCain/Palin win as something close to apocalyptic. The Second Slumming Turning and turning pages of whiners and criersThe readers did not heed their columnistsThings fell apart, the… Continue Reading →

Revelation: Obama May Have Been a Fetus

In a stunning development that’s left the political world shocked, accusations are surfacing from a blog called CMR that Presidential candidate Barack Obama may have at one time been a fetus. Although Obama has consistently pushed a radical anti-fetus agenda… Continue Reading →

How Far Until We Hit Bottom?

Do you want a true measure of how bad things are with so many of our priest and bishops? I read a story concerning a priest who came out against the California Prop 8 which supports traditional marriage. And I… Continue Reading →

Top Ten Scientific Explanations for Fatima

The Miracle of the Dancing Sun at Fatima which was seen by 70,000 people on October 13th, 1917 has been written about often. I truly do enjoy reading about all the “scientific” explanations for the “anomaly of Fatima.” The way… Continue Reading →

An Acorn Election Day!

This is called the most important election in years. So its aproppriate that even the dead are coming out to vote. Indianapolis currently has more registered voters than actual people living in Indianapolis. So once again, thanks to Acorn, the… Continue Reading →

Save the Straw Men!

In this heated election season, thousands of straw men have been created with the express purpose of being knocked down, says the spokesperson of a Strawman advocacy organization. Save the Straw Men was created to raise awareness of the horrors… Continue Reading →

Top Ten Excuses I Didn’t Know My BFF Was a Terrorist

Now that the Obama camp has come out with the claim that Obama didn’t know William Ayers history as a terrorist bomber, we here at CMR want to lend a hand. Here are the “Top Ten Excuses I Didn’t Know… Continue Reading →

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