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CMR’s Fall Lineup!

It’s pilot season at CMR Entertainment Corporation and we’re in the midst of creating a few new shows for the fall lineup. Here’s the new lineup for the upcoming CMR channel. Hope you enjoy our sitcoms this year. Those Wacky… Continue Reading →

Sheikh Attacks Israel, Pope Walks Out

Something tells me this might become a big deal. I’m pretty proud of Pope Benedict XVI for leaving if the reports are accurate. It seems that a high ranking Muslim cleric may have commandeered the microphone just after Pope Benedict’s… Continue Reading →

The 16 Year old Girl Foreign Policy

You know how sixteen year old girls act. They tend to treat those they like worse than those they don’t. In fact, I’ve noticed that their need to be liked usually motivates them to bend over backwards to please those… Continue Reading →

A Pirate Public Relations Problem

In an embarrassing public relations disaster, the pirates who seized control of a Saudi oil tanker arrived at the negotiating table to demand a payout wearing Gucci Ghutrahs, riding expensive horses with almost all their teeth, and sporting top flight… Continue Reading →

Put Up or Shut Up

“In the end, the outcome of this debate may, more than anything else, determine the future viability of the Church of England.” So sayeth Albert Mohler. Paul Eddy, a lay theology student from Winchester, wants to know more than if… Continue Reading →

The Polygamist Next Door

You’ve heard of them. They have been in the news lately. They seem like you and me. But they are a community within a community. But they are different. They do something that seems alien to us. Something anathema. I… Continue Reading →

Suicide Through Slumber

What follows is an editorial from the Church of England News. It requires no comment from me other than to say, you better get used to it. If recent reports of trends in religious observance prove to be correct, then… Continue Reading →

The Religion of (Hair) Piece

In case you needed a reminder of how life would be in a world run by the religion of peace, look no further than home of our ally, Saudi Arabia. In a province of northern Saudi Arabia, the local governor… Continue Reading →

Now I Have Seen Everything

Well, now I have seen everything. This one takes the cake for ridiculous accommodation to Islam. Mohammed Anwar was caught driving 64mph in a 30mph zone. Fast enough to automatically lose his license. In Scotland the law applies equally to… Continue Reading →

We’re Outnumbered!

VATICAN CITY (Reuters) – Islam has overtaken Roman Catholicism as the biggest single religious denomination in the world, the Vatican said on Sunday. Monsignor Vittorio Formenti, who compiled the Vatican’s newly-released 2008 yearbook of statistics, said Muslims made up 19.2… Continue Reading →

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