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Three Things About Marriage

Danielle Bean, over at Faith and Family Live, asks “What three things would you tell someone who is about to get married?” Danielle provides some excellent advice for the newly married.1. The thing that drives you crazy is also the… Continue Reading →

When “Written in Stone” Is Just Not Clear Enough

Presbyterians have taken out their granite-colored whiteout and annulled the 6th Commandment right out of existence. For those playing at home that’s the “Do Not Commit Adultery” Commandment…I mean suggestion. You remember the Ten Commandments, right? They were written by… Continue Reading →

Watch This and Save Your Marriage

At your 50th wedding anniversary brunch, friends and neighbors will ask you the secret to staying married. First, you’ll say, “don’t marry someone of the same sex” but then second you can play this song for them.

What “Institution” of Marriage?

I was invited to a barbecue on Satursday and ended up speaking to a guy I’ve met many times at similar functions. He’s a married professional with two children. He’s also a volunteer fireman. A good guy. He was making… Continue Reading →

Keeping Score

I’m a man. So therefore I keep score. Of everything. I could go days upon days secretly tallying my efforts and comparing them to my wife’s efforts. In my mind, she typically comes up a little short. I think of… Continue Reading →

Protect Pedestrians, Let Priests Marry

In yet another example of priests gone wild, the pastor of St. John Vianney Parish and former priest-secretary to now-retired Milwaukee Archbishop Rembert G. Weakland, was charged Tuesday with misdemeanor possession of cocaine. Father Leonard Van Vlaenderen, 49, was arrested… Continue Reading →

Marriage is Good for the Environment

“I read that marriage is good for the environment so…Will you split your carbon footprint with me?”

Help! I Am Being Repressed!

You have to love liberals who take their silly beliefs to their logical extremes. You just cannot put a price on the entertainment value. At the top of liberal Europe is liberal Sweden. Socialist Utopia. At the heart of liberal… Continue Reading →

German Pol Proposes Seven-Year Limit on Marriages

A German politician on Wednesday proposed making marriage contracts expire after seven years, with the option to renew for those not feeling the proverbial itch. “I propose that marriages lapse after seven years,” Gabriele Pauli told reporters in Munich. “This… Continue Reading →

Marriage is the New Dating

I went to a wedding yesterday. They really are amazing events when you let yourself think about them; about the magnitude of the event we witness. Thus you can see why my mood was spoiled a little bit when I… Continue Reading →

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