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Stem Cell Logic?

According to the Washington Post, President Obama is about to announce his decision to lift restrictions on federal funding of human embryonic stem cell research. So I’m just trying to pin down the logic here. Even though research has shown… Continue Reading →

I’d Hate Being Obama’s Kids At Christmas

The Obamas might be the worst gift givers ever. When Great Britain’s Prime Minister Gordon Brown came over here to meet the new President, he gave Obama a pen holder fashioned from the oak timber of HMS Gannet which is… Continue Reading →

Watch Children Plead for Education

OK. I’m not a gambler. I’ve got enough vices and I don’t need to add gambling to them but in this one case I’m willing to make an exception. Bet me on what Congress and Obama will do about this… Continue Reading →

Obama Doesn’t Do Conscience UPDATED!

I don’t have a lot of time to write right now but Obama did what we all knew he would do. He’s seeking to rescind the conscience clause which respects the conscience of pharmacists, nurses and doctors not to be… Continue Reading →

Charity is the New Smoking?

What manner of insanity has crept into our President’s mind? What sense outside of a Machiavellian power grab does President Obama’s consideration of cutting tax deductions for charitable donations make in a time of economic difficulty? In effect, Obama is… Continue Reading →

Most Difficult Job To Fill Is a Tie

A study performed by the prestigious CMR Institute of the most difficult jobs to fill – even in these difficult economic times ended in a statistical tie for first place between Al Qaeda’s #2 man and Barack Obama’s Commerce Secretary…. Continue Reading →

Time Mag Mocks Church’s FOCA Stand

Time Magazine has called the Freedom of Choice Act a ‘mythical’ bill and then mocks and questions the Catholic Church’s motives for standing up against FOCA with lines like these: The Catholic Crusade Against a Mythical Abortion Bill… The U.S…. Continue Reading →

Joe the Plumber or Julio the Burger Flipper?

Sometimes it’s all so simple. Choosing sides, I mean. There were two questions in recent months that made the media stand up and notice. On the one hand, you’ve got Joe the Plumber who asked presidential candidate Barack Obama why… Continue Reading →

Joe Biden in a Meat Suit

President Obama intentionally initiated a golden age of Biden gaffes for the next few years by throwing his Vice President to the wolves during his national press conference Monday. It’s truly a perfect storm. I’ll explain. It started with Joe… Continue Reading →

Do You Suffer from ‘Ideological Blockage?’

The nation’s Healer, Barack Obama, diagnosed 46 percent of Americans in last night’s national press conference as sufferers of a newly discovered disease called “ideological blockage.” When asked about those who are against the stimulus, Obama responded with his diagnosis:… Continue Reading →

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